All posts in category Fiction

Milo – a chapter from the new novel using my sister’s dog as the template.

“You probably need a treat. Let’s go find one. I’m thinking maybe ice cream.” Milo wags his tail. He knows those words.

Billionaire* Consternation – a play in three acts

Talk about extravagance. An anonymous Malaysian businessman just spent $4.8 billion on a super-yacht covered in platinum and gold, making it the most expensive yacht ever sold, according to Luxury Launches magazine. Act One: “Hello, Mr. Mital’s office. “Lemme speak to him.” “I’m sorry Mr. Mital is not currently…” “Just put me through for fuck’s [...]

Hello Kitty

A crash downstairs woke him. The sound of someone stepping gingerly among broken crockery tinkled up the stairs. Someone moving carefully. He grabbed his Remington 870 pump home-protection shotgun from the shelf above the bed. The gun geezer at Cabela’s said the 870 was, “suitable for his ‘transitional’ neighborhood,” where only four people painted their [...]

Porch

written for Midwestern Gothic “Emerald Leaf Borers, Dutch Elm Disease and Gypsy Moths blow through here like the Plagues of Egypt,” said Rafe, sipping from his glass of Parallel 44. “You’d think we’d get more than a few days of good weather for all the parasites we feed.” “Yep. Numbered among those the fair-weather Packer [...]

Economics

Man, I’m not feeling so happy anymore. I tried to tackle my money but it slipped past me; ran out the door. I don’t have a clue what to do I’m hungry. I can’t be worrying about you while both of us are trying to snag the same pair of leather shoelaces to chew. Between the financial [...]

To Build a Fire

To Build a Fire One frozen hand protruded from the snow. Encased in a blue winter glove the hand’s rigid fingers curled slightly as if seeking to grasp some final something. Huge blowing white flakes swirled, covering the rest of the body. She had begged him not to go. He laughed her off saying, “I’ll [...]

Where’s the God who isn’t there?

Where’s the God who isn’t there? Where’s the God who doesn’t care? God with flowing, graying hair, hand outstretched to nowhere. He doesn’t seem to be here. Perhaps He went to get a beer. Not like Him to disappear, earth’s original Engineer. Some people say He’s not around. Reasoning which isn’t sound on a subject [...]

The Duck Economy

This is an old poem that somehow recently seemed immediate. It’s early spring and rains leave miniature ponds not deep but attractive to Drake and Mallard pairs moving into the neighborhood settling quacking down. Not sensing transience in their comfortable puddles they get around swimmingly bottom feeding on the roughage shoots and grubs appearing by [...]

Trine and the Night Flying Woman

   Trine, in his lumpy suit, walked down the supermarket aisle. Passing the refrigerated section he picked up a can of Reddi Wip. Rather than in his basket he put it in the inside pocket of his suit jacket. It was not visible there amidst the general lumpiness of his suit. When a child he was [...]

Girls with Guns

She spins the Kimber Ultra-Carry .45 on the tip of a meticulously manicured index finger. It sparkles in the lamplight. A girl gun with checkered Rosewood grips; but a .45. A .45 will get your attention. Her Kabuki Red nails have a tiny flower hand painted in the center of each nail .The flowers are [...]